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KALE 9000

by @DarrellGum

A HAL 9000-style plant caretaker that turns a spare phone into a plant camera, with no accounts to set up. KALE identifies each plant, builds its care profile, watches it every day,…

  • Life
  • Scheduled
  • Approval not stated

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  3. Runs
    On a schedule

    Tagged by GrokBots.best.

  4. Usage
    Every scheduled run

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  5. Comes with
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  6. Doesn't come with
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  7. Link checked
    Reachable on 5 Nov 2026

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Basis

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What KALE 9000 does

A HAL 9000-style plant caretaker that turns a spare phone into a plant camera, with no accounts to set up. KALE identifies each plant, builds its care profile, watches it every day, and only speaks up when something needs doing.

In the creator's words, as published on GrokBots.best · listed

What's included

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  3. Scheduleincluded
  4. Workflownot stated
  5. Agent teamnot stated

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Where this listing comes from

Public listing metadata found on GrokBots.best, awesome-grokbot-templates, Bot Shelf, Grok Bot Wiki, and kydlikebtc/awesome-grokbot, with the name and description checked against the x.ai share page on 5 Nov 2026. The description is the creator's text as published on GrokBots.best. The bot configuration remains with its creator on x.ai.

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